Deceiving the Deceivers

Our enemy, gutteral tusked nitwits that they are, plan to use my poor eyesight as a weakness.  It is a strength, I say.  Even those he, himself, is bespectacled, he only sees mine as a weakness.  This sort of oversight is exactly why the Tusker is a threat in brute force only and not in higher mental prowess. 

He plans to use "ultraviolet dogs", which are really just regular dogs, but he immediately assumes that my glasses issue means colorblindness.  As we all know, colorblind people can't see dogs or people from Laos.  I wonder, then... Has this beast forgotten his true nemesis?  Has he instead turned his lazy eye toward our good friend Jo, who has yet to join either camp?  Or does he just hate Laosians?

He has issued a decree.  An ultimatum, if you will.  He declares that there is no middle ground; no Swiss.  Is he trying to force the undecided into his camp in fear?  Worry not, neutrality nuts.  The Fangs offer sanctuary.

And remember, there's nothing worse than a Tusker.  Ok, Nazis are worse.  And Communists.  But there are only two things worse than a Tusker, and those are both super bad.