A New Challenger Approaches

I've just received word that a hated rival of mine, my arch-nemesis, if you will, is considering the production of his own blog (Henceforth: His blag) in order to compete with me once again. His view, the view of heathens and heretics, is that pretzel teeth go up, like a walrus. I feel that the Dracula inside all of us knows better than to fall for such chicanery, so the only recourse is to fight back against this tide of Wrong.

I will keep you updated.


Edit: The walrus lover has already started his blag. Take this opportunity to slander him! Tell dirty jokes about his pets, and talk about his coarse whiskers!