Alas, it is with a heavy heart that I tell of the betrayal of my trusted second-in-command. Fuyuko, whom I once believed to be an advocate for all that is fluffy and cute in this world, has sided with the enemy. In other news, I've weakened the enemy and taken away his spirit animal:
[15:04] TheAuburnDragon: How are you a pretzel walrus, again?
[15:04] M4573rF4c70r3r: Shit.
[15:04] M4573rF4c70r3r: Good point.
[15:04] TheAuburnDragon: It just occured to me. Walrus tusks go down
[15:04] TheAuburnDragon: Like vampires
[15:04] M4573rF4c70r3r: Yeah...
[15:04] M4573rF4c70r3r: But.
[15:04] M4573rF4c70r3r: I did have tusks!
[15:05] TheAuburnDragon: Like uh... like a boar?
[15:05] M4573rF4c70r3r: Sure.
[15:05] M4573rF4c70r3r: Did I call myself a walrus?
[15:05] TheAuburnDragon: Yeah, last night
[15:05] M4573rF4c70r3r: Last night.
[15:05] M4573rF4c70r3r: But
[15:05] M4573rF4c70r3r: Not today.
[15:06] M4573rF4c70r3r: I'm... I don't know. What else has up tusks?
[15:07] TheAuburnDragon: Do your own research! I'm slandering you.
[15:07] M4573rF4c70r3r: Fine.
[15:07] M4573rF4c70r3r: But I'll find a really awesome animal to be.
[15:07] M4573rF4c70r3r: So there.
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I didn't side with the enemy. You, like all Hobos, seem to fail at the linguistic discipline of pragmatics.
ReplyDeleteIe, understanding English.
Beg my forgiveness and I might consider NOT switching sides at this point.
Switching sides? Switching to which side?
ReplyDeleteWe sure as hell don't want you near the Tuskers, if that's what you meant.